WORK CONVERSATION
REALITY BITES
The Onion joke
PARIS, TX—After having his cat neutered, Alec McKeon started treating it like his own personal, fur-covered court eunuch.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/paris-txafter-having-his-cat-neutered-alec-mckeon,30110/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/paris-txafter-having-his-cat-neutered-alec-mckeon,30110/
Printed Matter....
You can now buy my book 'The Canadian Romantic' at Printed Matter in New York, order from them as well:
http://printedmatter.org/catalogue/moreinfo.cfm?title_id=92477
In Montreal, my winking wallet sized pics are available at Monastiraki (5478 Blvd. St-Laurent)...
And, of course, both are on Etsy....
http://printedmatter.org/catalogue/moreinfo.cfm?title_id=92477
In Montreal, my winking wallet sized pics are available at Monastiraki (5478 Blvd. St-Laurent)...
And, of course, both are on Etsy....
Pagelicker #2: Emily Schultz
"Host Robert Dayton speaks with Emily Schultz, author most recently of The Blondes—a novel about a plague in New York city that turns blonde women rabid."
Pagelicker 2.0: Emily Schultz from Hazlitt on Vimeo.
Or go to:
http://www.randomhouse.ca/hazlitt/podcast/pagelicker-02-emily-schultz
Pagelicker 2.0: Emily Schultz from Hazlitt on Vimeo.
Or go to:
http://www.randomhouse.ca/hazlitt/podcast/pagelicker-02-emily-schultz
Old Canadian Voices from The Toronto Onion
Karaoke at The Beaver Sunday
Gentlemen of Leisure video
Not only is this a delightful song by two talented 'lads', it's also the first filmic evidence of my new wet look:
Gentlemen of Leisure - Crying In The Dawn from D'Main Friends on Vimeo.
Gentlemen of Leisure - Crying In The Dawn from D'Main Friends on Vimeo.
DRIPPY #2
The Canadian Romantic doll, winking pics, and book!
http://www.etsy.com/people/RobertDayton
Photo by Serena McCarroll (a.k.a. Hand Model)
As well as The Canadian Romantic art book:
And WINKING PHOTOS!:
Montreal!: OFF THE CHARTS: THE SONG-POEM STORY w/ Live Song-Poems / Prestations de “Song-Poems” Par / By Robert Dayton!
Montreal, check it out! With Malcolm Fraser and Steve Balogh I will revive
the improvised song-poem tradition of Vancouver band July Fourth Toilet,
creating songs on the spot from lyrics brought in by the audience! This is following a terrific doc on song-poems!
OFF THE CHARTS: THE SONG POEM STORY + Live Song-Poems!
Jamie Meltzer | É.-U. 2003 | 54 min.
23 SEPT, 18h00, FILM BOX
(Quartiers POP – 3450 St-Urbain, 3rd Flr)
with live song poems from Robert Dayton and Friends!
Like a warped fun-house mirror, the song-poem industry has run parallel to the mainstream music business for close to a century; it’s estimated that over 200,000 song-poems have been recorded since 1900. The genre’s durability can be traced to three of our deepest American desires – to be in show business, to get rich quick, and to share and express our deepest feelings. We meet several of the “songwriters” – from an elderly woman to a young African-American man to a small-town Iowan with big-time dreams – each of whom has been in the “business” for awhile, churning out odd compositions that cover the waterfront of American obsessions, from Jesus to genitalia, from politics to Elvis. We also meet the producers (often known as song-sharks) who hold out the tantalizing promise of fame to their eager customers, and the has-been musicians who sit in studios, day after day and year after year, interpreting some of the weirdest lyrics ever written. Through fellow musicians and his son, Ellery Eskelin, one of the most eloquent fans of song-poem records, we learn about the life and tragic death of the man aficionados consider the greatest song-poem interpreter of all time, Rodney Keith Eskelin. Using a variety of stage names, this would-be classical composer brought an eerie beauty to many of the song-poems he recorded before ending his career and life by jumping onto a Hollywood freeway. Off the Charts is a fascinating look at one of the strangest subcultures in our American landscape.
OFF THE CHARTS: THE SONG POEM STORY + Live Song-Poems!
Jamie Meltzer | É.-U. 2003 | 54 min.
23 SEPT, 18h00, FILM BOX
(Quartiers POP – 3450 St-Urbain, 3rd Flr)
with live song poems from Robert Dayton and Friends!
Like a warped fun-house mirror, the song-poem industry has run parallel to the mainstream music business for close to a century; it’s estimated that over 200,000 song-poems have been recorded since 1900. The genre’s durability can be traced to three of our deepest American desires – to be in show business, to get rich quick, and to share and express our deepest feelings. We meet several of the “songwriters” – from an elderly woman to a young African-American man to a small-town Iowan with big-time dreams – each of whom has been in the “business” for awhile, churning out odd compositions that cover the waterfront of American obsessions, from Jesus to genitalia, from politics to Elvis. We also meet the producers (often known as song-sharks) who hold out the tantalizing promise of fame to their eager customers, and the has-been musicians who sit in studios, day after day and year after year, interpreting some of the weirdest lyrics ever written. Through fellow musicians and his son, Ellery Eskelin, one of the most eloquent fans of song-poem records, we learn about the life and tragic death of the man aficionados consider the greatest song-poem interpreter of all time, Rodney Keith Eskelin. Using a variety of stage names, this would-be classical composer brought an eerie beauty to many of the song-poems he recorded before ending his career and life by jumping onto a Hollywood freeway. Off the Charts is a fascinating look at one of the strangest subcultures in our American landscape.
Job Joke
Joke from The Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/job-loss,29450/?ref=auto
http://www.theonion.com/articles/job-loss,29450/?ref=auto
The Drippy Gazette issue one now online!
CLICK HERE: Drippy Gazette 1 – 1999 | Canadian Comics Archive
The Canadian Romantic opens for Neil Hamburger
Toronto! The Canadian Romantic is opening for Neil Hamburger and JP, Inc
at the Comedy Bar (945 Bloor west) on Friday, Sept 14th and Saturday, Sept 15th! 10:30 PM. Tix available in advance.
There will be dolls, winking wallet sized pics, and books available for sale.
There will be dolls, winking wallet sized pics, and books available for sale.
The Onion gags
Gags from The Onion. Click on links yup.
http://www.theonion.com/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bugs-in-your-body,29101/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/restrictive-voter-laws-on-the-rise,29272/
(just the Arboria one ^)
Pagelicker
New interview series I'm doing with new Random House site called Hazlitt. This one with Irvine Welsh....
http://www.randomhouse.ca/hazlitt/podcast/pagelicker-01-irvine-welsh
http://www.randomhouse.ca/hazlitt/podcast/pagelicker-01-irvine-welsh
Max Burger
The Reading Nook
book review
Nice book review from Roctober Magazine
http://roctoberreviews.blogspot.ca/2012/07/the-canadian-romantic-by-canadian.html
http://roctoberreviews.blogspot.ca/2012/07/the-canadian-romantic-by-canadian.html